!List of things that make me feel stupid
1. An over-optimistically scheduled resolution or plan I could not help following it, especially when repeated;
2. A distorted mirror, especially when showing me my spherical nose far from my lips;
3. Stating deep feelings to wrong people and/or at wrong moments, especially expressing love;
4. A pants zipper left open mistakenly in public, especially when teaching in class;
5. Feeling phantom eye dirt, especially when talking to someone important;
6. A seat making inappropriate noise, especially when sitting on rubber sofa and I'd moved very slowly to avoid predicted noise;
7. Trying to convince a fanatic person, especially when (s)he considers him/herself not fanatic;
8. Finding out I wrote a wrong answer just after finishing an exam, especially when checking with a silly classmate who wrote the correct answer easily (or the easy answer correctly!);
9. A vote to a person for presidency or parliament membership based on his obviously silly plans, especially when I know that I'll feel regret after four years, and more especially when it will be repeated every four years.
+ Tell me about your list! :|
رستاک :)
